But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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