I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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