Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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