im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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