She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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