she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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