D3 body, D1 cock
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want nice things and good sex
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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