Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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