Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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