I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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