I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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