We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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