what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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