I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
