so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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