Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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