Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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