***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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