her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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