I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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