she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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