Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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