Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Randomize
