My sheets look like a crime scene.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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