ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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