You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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