Nicole vs. Life
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
You smell like stripper and shame
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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