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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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