Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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