i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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