The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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