ya dads aren't the best wingmen
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
try to milk me bitch
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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