I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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