I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
