Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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