eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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