My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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