God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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