ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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