Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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