so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
His hands were made for my vagina.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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