Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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