It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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