that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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