So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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