It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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