What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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