did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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