Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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