her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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