some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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