i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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