in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!